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You: everyone knows i love zefron the most!

Stranger: typical cultural zombie says "fuck you" when something doesn't make sense to them

Stranger: hello

You: i hate hate hate freakin zombies

You: they just keep me running

Stranger: then have a shotgun ;-)

You: thanks

You: the zombies took my boyfriend and now they are after me

Stranger: no power in the world shall stop us

Stranger: nothing!

Stranger: we will.....Prevail ... hey look, Zombie Flanders

Stranger: Zombie Letterman

Stranger: *pop*

You: when i rule the world i'll plant flowers!

Stranger: know what's a living nightmare?

Stranger: the average irratability of a human

Stranger: it's very scary to think about

You: then it's a good thing i'm not human!

Stranger: whew thank goodness, same here

You: what species are you?

Stranger: hold up

You: hold up what?

Stranger: I'm not sure exactly

Stranger: but I do know I'm not human

You: are you a zombie? did they get you?

Stranger: my family has been lost ever since arrived here

Stranger: no, humans turn into zombies

You: oh right true

You: so you are like clark kent then a lost alien

Stranger: I remember arriving back in 1983

Stranger: several years, I had to figure out everything around me

Stranger: but aparenlty I blended right in

Stranger: heh, even my disguise has been a mystery

You: yes we humanoid creatures blend in well!

You: humans are just so ignorant!

You: they never suspect alien life forms on earth

Stranger: they never do, the human's governments keep them waaaaaay wayy too busy

Stranger: it's beyond strange

You: just look out for Torchwood! they came close to catching me once or twice

Stranger: and what's worse is the sense of truth

Stranger: ah

You: and if you hear the name The Doctor run like crazy in the other direction!

Stranger: sure

Stranger: even this language is primitive, their alphabet is very small so you have to write so many words to say something

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: well, i must part with you fellow alien

Stranger: it's nice to see another is walking about somewhere

You: okay good luck finding your way back home

Stranger: sure, I don't know if I ever will , but I've found other places here actually

Stranger: a small colony for one

Stranger: ttyl

You: bye